Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies

Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies is a periodical written to review the harlots of London's booming Covent Garden.

Season 1, Episode 1
Miss Fanny Lambert : the very thing in winter for those who love a fat, jolly girl; a fine, bouncing, crummy wench. And not amiss in the summer, barring perspiration.

Betsey Fletcher, off Russell Street. This girl is new upon the town, having been debauched not six months ago...

Nancy Birch, Russell Street. When flagellation is required, she acquits herself to the entire satisfaction of her cull.

Miss Charlotte Wells... Her extravagance will scatter the fortune of any but the most ambitious keeper. But her eyes dart delight; her bosom enchants to rapture... And her wit makes her the very meteor of the hour.

Miss D'Aubigne, Garden Square Soho. [dead behind the eyes].